Ok, so I’ve found this post somewhere else and thought it was funny enough and I should throw it up here in the site. At this point there are too many speculations regarding the replacement of Simon Cowell – but how can you replace him? On this list, Howard Stern and Perez Hilton is my best bet, but to each his own. lol

10. Quentin Tarantino. The man’s trademark is bloody violence and foul language. Yeah, he’s a bit of a quack, but I think he would fit just fine into Simon Cowell’s shoes on “American Idol”.

9. Conan O’Brien. Poor Coco’s got no where to go now that NBC booted him off the Tonight Show. He has to wait seven months before he can sign onto a new gig – sounds like perfect timing to me.

8. Rosie O’Donnell. We all know Rosie O’Donnell has been in the news as a possible replacement, so I felt obligated to include her on my list. But I’ll be honest, I think everyone would stop watching “American Idol” if she was chosen as a judge.

7. Heidi Montag. Forget about all the plastic surgery hoopla she’s been talking about. Didn’t she just release her first music album, “Superficial”?

6. Perez Hilton. He’s catty and definitely not afraid to be mean. Not sure how much music experience he has, but then again, does anyone on this list have music experience except Heidi Montag?

5. Cast of “Jersey Shore”. They seem to have an appearance on every other show on television, why not add “American Idol” to the list?

4. Howard Stern. His contract with Sirius XM radio expires at the end of this year. “American Idol” is a definite possibility in his future.

3. Joan Rivers. You saw her on “Celebrity Apprentice” last year. Joan Rivers can be a bitch, and that’s exactly what “American Idol” needs.

2. Will Ferrell. I was wrong. Heidi Montag isn’t the only one on this list who can put musical experience on their resume. Will Ferrell is a master at the cowbell, which he proved once again on Conan O’Brien’s last show.

1. Gordon Ramsey. He’s almost an exact replica of Simon Cowell – angry and British! Although, it may be a challenge to stop him from using the word “fuck” in every sentence on a primetime show.

Source and article by: Allison Miller

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