Just like what Nigel Lythgoe said to Emmy Magazine: “If you like people being mean to people, you’ll miss it.” Oh yeah sure kuz I sure did! I’m not talking about being mean to people, like being mean for no reason, but come on – some guy can’t sing and even my little stupid opinion thinks that he really suck so bad and they pamper him?? LOL! Maybe I’ll join auditioning the next season and get a tap in the back from Steven Tyler before I start ruining the show, pffft! Anyone of you think that Tommy Lee of Motley Crue could be also a better judge, haha! This episode is a wreck, but some of you onion skinned will really like it, so…

Before I’ll crap my pants, I’ll stop right here. Since mumbling in random ways will only lead us to nowhere, so here’s a link to this very first episode of American Idol Season 10 and you’ll be the judge yourself. I am guessing you are even a mean judge or could frankly tell a sh*t to all these contestant’s faces but hey, Jennifer Lopez is so stunning and adorable and Steven Tyler is so kind and wow, I just didn’t expect all of these things (say this again, pfft!) to happen! What a surprise! Anyways, it’s all about the contestants and not about the judges! The bad singers were still in there to “amuse” us after all these years, but hey…

Names in this episode that will probably be a future Interscope Records’ artist (is that right?): Rachel Zevita (Jennifer Lopez said she remembers her, haha! Can you believe that bs, but anyway yeah…) Caleb Hawley, Kenzie Palmer, Tiffany Rios, Robbie Rosen, Ashley Sullivan, Devyn Rush, Melinda Ademi, Brielle Von Hugel, and Travis Orlando. Some of these mentioned names were like 15 or 16 year olds! Describing them in words could simply be a waste of trees! Besides why bother reading if you can watch them in a video, so enjoy…

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