American Idol Season 10: Episode 5 – Right, it’s the fifth episode or shall I say, it’s JUST the fifth episode and we are seeing this drama that American Idol producers apologizing on Steven Tyler’s behavior and Steven Tyler answered like a rhyming word with Jake Muck, pfft! Apologize for what?!? Fake or real, that scene is just LAME! I wish you could come up with a better idea the next time around just to grab ratings, folks! Anyways, it is Austin this time around and it’s same old same old once again: good singers, bad singers, judges laughing and saying no-oh-no or screaming a gazillion yeses, but what can we do? Mmmm… this is American Idol!

So before we go deep saddling in the deepest of Texas, you should familiarize yourself with these names first. They might be good or bad, but these are the people that American Idol giving emphasis on: good singer, funny retarded singer, good sob story and a whole lot more!

Corey Levoy – Not good! Really tiny voice for a man like this. I think it’s better to call it WHAT THE HECK and not heck yeah!

John Wayne Schultz – Again, not a good one, maybe the name causes something, but I think he’s sexy…

Shauntel Campos, Alex Carr, Caleb Johnson – What is happening? Another pair of generic singers making it to the Hollywood Week? Beats Me!

Jacqueline Dunford and Nick Fink – Yawn…

Janelle Arthur – Looking really great, she can sing, but not the strongest voice in there.

Casey Abrams – Maybe he’s a good singer?? Maybe you’re correct but he looks like Seth Rogen and I don’t know if that is a compliment! Duh! He’s a funny personality, so I think that’s a plus…

Hollie Cavanagh – Why did she make it to Hollywood is beyond me…

Courtney Penry – This is pretty annoying (and stupid). Chic’s hot ‘though…

Rodolfo Ochoa – Give it up, dude! Singing is not for you, haha…

The Giant Armadillo – OK, what a relief at least…

I don’t know, but the “apologies”, the contestants, and anything from this episode lacks fire! It’s boring once again. If not for that Giant Armadillo and Jeniffer Lopez’s stunning looks and million dollar booty, I won’t be digging this episode. I’ve no idea how boring Austin was, blame the contestants maybe or that mandatory cowboy montage?? Oh yeah, “great day”…

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