It’s all here and it’s all over! That’s right, it’s all over because Simon will no longer be around by next season! How can this show continue without him – but well, I’ve made a gazillion of posts of rumored replacements but still no clarifications if those guys were really taking Simon’s soon to be vacated seat. Tonight, the results are in and your next American Idol will be taking the crown. After all the hardships, it all comes down to this: instant stardom! Should you be trying out for next years American Idol (now that Simon is out)? Why not? Do it!! At the moment, let’s go down to business – and that is announcing your next American Idol!

The show started with the Top 12 dressed in school uniform. I’ve no idea why these guys are singing an Alice Cooper track. “Schools out for Summer” if my memory serves me right. The whole thing is ridiculous. They got these bunch of school tweenies with Alice’s make up on and what do you know… Alice Cooper is also there. What a sell out!? KISS was in this very stage too last year, what a bunch of sell outs, heh!

There are too many guests, but not so much entertainment – I don’t know! They’ve abolished the awarding of the worst flukes. Better. I find that so useless, but wait… Larry Platt is in there singing ‘Pants on the Ground’ which is… well, useless! Not even funny! Once is enough, bringing this up on the big stage is horrible!

So Dane Cook is also up there. Can’t understand what the heck is that number all about. Once again, not funny! I don’t even get it, heh! Is that a joke? Should I laugh? Then a bunch of rejects came out in the background, what a waste! I think FOX cut that crap for a commercial break! Good thing!!

This finale is… dedicated to Simon! Yep, more about Simon please! There you go: a montage of all Simon’s heroic slamming of contestants and all that. Paula Abdul is in those videos. She’s giving comments… about Simon, I suppose!

Lee Dewyze singing along with the band called Chicago. Maybe because Lee’s from Chicago?? Well I’m sorry dude, but you’re literally out of tune in one of those Chicago track, lol!

Attention: Didi Benami is gorgeous tonight! So as Katie Stevens and… Siobhan? Boy, Lacey Brown is even on fire! Sorry girls, but you’re not worthy singers so you better stay in the background with your little clothes on and tease the male audience!

Speaking of little clothes on, cougar bait – Casey James is up there singing one of my favorite songs back then: Every Rose Has it’s Thorns! No idea why is Brett Michaels is up there too. I thought he’s in the ICU and not feeling well! That’s classic! A thousand times better than the terrible Alice Cooper performance!

One of the best part is when all the champs came up on stage dressed in black, while the runner ups and all that came up in white, heh! That’s weird, I think the champ should be in white! Another good one is when Simon made a speech after that performance. Wow, everybody is in tears. Kelly Clarkson, who is hard to recognize because of her coming out too fat and a blonde, is in the background and is crying! I also feel bad of Cowell leaving the show, but decisions are made now – and there’s no stopping the guy. The show must go on…

Coming up next is Janet Jackson. She did a very boring number – singing like this and that making everybody put to sleep. What do you know the last number is a “dance” track! Good thing, Janet is a real meat! Very sexy! To me, that was literally… HOT!!!

Lee and crystal is up there singing for the very last time. Right then, the tall guy (didn’t get his name, sorry) gives the envelope to Seacrest and here we go! Lee seems to be suffocated of pressure and looks like he knows that he’s winning already. Well guess again kuz he is really the one winning. Crystal Bowersox is Season 9′s runner up!

AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 9 CHAMP: LEE DEWYZE

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